“This is indeed a major finding that deserves major coverage. The sad fact is, though, that Twitter and the majority of publications—this one included—would not be talking about this discovery had it not been made by an unmanned submarine with a very dumb and bad name. We are all as stupid as we are doomed.”

I hope I can get one.

By that rationale you DO, because Republicans make hypocritical complaints all the time! Thank you for proving my point.

“What this idea means, in political terms, is that the ultimate solution to any political or social problem should involve heavy doses of consensus, compromise, and moderation by both Democrats and Republicans. Temperament is valued above ideology; civility above principles.”

No. Doing all you can to stop barbaric laws from passing and sticking your head in the sand over climate change are two different things, even if the same method is used. That’s like comparing fucking your wife and fucking your sister - both are sex, but one is objectively wrong.

I kind of respect her for this. Nothing wrong with using the information that’s available, but when you go looking for dirt from foreign channels you’ve crossed a line.

I fucking hate death walls. I shouldn't die just because I couldn't find a car in time! 

Shut up. 

The racist bone, by the way, is the spine. The spine.

The Root: Life Comes At You Fast

You’re great builders, engineers and designers with great ideas and YOU’RE TRYING WAY TOO HARD! Think about what’s useful, not just what’s cool.

HOLD THE FUCK ON, GUYS!

The guy Jon Stewart came on Colbert to shit on. I don't refer to demons by name. 

I would use those resources to fire Mick Mccormick into the sun.

They taste more like artificial cinnamon than apple, for the record. Also for the record, I LIKE APPLE JACKS! They’re not my favorite(Peanut Butter Crunch) or even my second favorite(Oops! ALL Berries), but they’re somewhere under all the Quaker products(and Smart Start) in my list.

Just putting this out there: You can’t classify the danger of guns by caliber. 5.56, 7.62, .223, .308, .45, .22-they’re ALL deadly.

See, this is why the NRA can’t have my money. This, and the absolute silence they produce in between a Black gun owner getting shot by the police and the Black community calling for a ban on guns.

They only do that so the Sierra sales pick up for a cycle. Come next year, they’ll put the real face on the Silverado, the Sierra will have impressive sales numbers and the universe will resume its course. 

Neutral: Chevy all day, but the force is strong with Dodge. Those new Rams are boss, especially the Rebel. Chevy needs to put more effort into the Z71 and ST packages and the grilles are awful, but they’re good trucks.

My sister has an 06 Impala LT I’m desperately trying to talk her out of.