themarvelous1310
Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns
themarvelous1310

Bring Hummer back?

I love how playful and energetic the song structure is, and how he reinforces the ladyship of African women by celebrating it. First time hearing ANY Fela Kuti, and I'm dancing! If your ass don't move to this, your first name must be Drax. 

MOTHERFUCKER IT’S ALWAYS BEEN A PROBLEM! All I can afford are these dumb three month cable/phone/wifi bundles, I’m already overspending because my girl needs Netflix AND Prime Video, how the fuck am I supposed to see the race? You got $5 to cover me for the month?

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Imma let you finish, but Wu-Tang did it first, and it’s still the best video OF ALL TIME!

Yes. If you look hard enough, you might even find somebody who would make one... 

Remind me what’s so good about high compression and overhead valves? You never see Corvettes or Hellcats going full Saigon.

For what? Self-esteem? 

I always vote Nice Price, because as a Black man who grew up in the crack era I don't think that shit's funny-like, at all-but there's no way in Hell I'm gonna advocate for those headlights and that bland front fascia. 

Wait, she didn’t thank ME?!

It does, though. There’s always a ‘Don't take me seriously but I'm right and you're stupid’ vibe with Conservative humor.

Hey buddy, how’s about you commit a barrel roll down a rocky hill?!

 

Gaslighting. Named after one of the best Films Noir EVER and for my money the apex of black-and-white film.

Ever since he could get the press to listen to his sorry ass, yeah. 

Ultimate Alliance, Marvel Vs. Capcom and Future Fight are the only comic book games I play. I didn't mind DCU Online, but I hit the paywall. 

How old IS Splinter? Like, a year?

PROTIP: If you think a ‘rally’ for a President who’s not running for reelection is a good idea, you DESERVE to pay the bill.

I’m just waiting for the Grammar Nazis to come tell you it’s COMMIT collusion and not DO collusion, so I can tell them to commit a barrel roll down a rocky hill.