Mister Win Blames People, Not Guns

6/13/19

“Here’s some advice: If You don’t want us judging you like this, STOP ELECTING THESE ASSHOLES THAT ENFORCE THESE LAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s not hard people.”

6/13/19

Fuck that and fuck you for saying it. It’s not funny, and it’s not a good idea.

6/12/19

“Could this narrative have worked without a plot element that cuts a young woman’s life short?”

6/12/19

They already make most of mine! Shelby Daytona Coupe, Corvette Grand Sport, Bill Thomas Cheetah, ‘33 Ford Pickup, Lola T70, Willys Coupe-wait, do they still do glass-body Willys Americar kits? I haven’t seen one in a while... OOH! Nevermind, I got one better!

6/12/19

They're also pretty good for LS1 swaps and fat rear tires.

6/12/19

A Van Is Bizarrely Great. PERIOD.

6/12/19

Fuck Chyna, old face bleach selling ass bitch. I’m happy she’s here for the gay community, but she ain’t Blac no more.

6/12/19

WE’RE GONNA BUILD A DOOR!

6/12/19

CALL MAH MOMMA, IT’S GETTING SEXUALLY INAPPROPRIATE IN HERE!

6/12/19

Personally, I blame Nike. They should never make basketball shoes that aren’t high-tops again.

6/12/19

So you’re just completely sidestepping the fact that you were wrong about Durant playing in Game 5? Not gonna issue a retraction for https://deadspin.com/play-in-game-5-coward-god-gave-you-two-calves-for-a-r-1835381874?_ga=2.226010010.1289226600.1560040399-amp-ZFU3dNB6kkllz3TT2P0m4hYa0oxEtKkq0utEikSPoB95-zNgTRFqIpuXJyq…

6/12/19

For one last championship before your team moves and contracts expire?

6/11/19

They called out Chris Harris for fawning over Porsches but never testing an Ultima.

6/10/19

Now would be a good time to talk to Koenigsegg. His Freevalve is looking like a good next step for OHV engines.

6/9/19

Yes it does! The Supra engine is extensively redesigned to meet Toyota’s quality and reliability standards, they sent it back to BMW with specific redesigns almost a dozen times!

6/9/19

Mary, you're a shithead. Keep your nonsense opinions and passive-aggressive bullshit to yourself next time.

6/9/19

6/8/19

The first one through the door always takes the bullets. That's why breachers in SWAT teams wear extra armor, and it's why so few people are willing to talk about the dark side of any industry, because the first one catches all the ridicule.

6/8/19

So cynical. Video games are a hell of a medium to write for-who wouldn’t want to write a story, create a world that can be interacted with?

6/8/19

+1 Irish 100-pound note