On the bright side, Burger King is going national with the Impossible Whopper.

The Rock’s father is Afro-Canadian...

So are you, like, a professional white apologist? You do this shit like you get paid for it. 

My grandmother used to say ‘it takes a village’.

‘a powerful 1.8-liter engine behind the driver (mid-engine not rear-engine)‘

It's not a cult, it's just a Constitutional right. 

Not anymore, they ain't. The Republicans can have 'em. 

Attempting to rectify past mistakes is never ineffective nor a waste of time, provided the person actually does something that makes up for their mistake, which would show that they do, in fact, feel remorse.

Cool stats bro, can I shit on your toast and piss in your coffee?

‘Stowell... did not throw away the mug in disgust, as I, a lesser person who does not love the idea of drinking poop residue (resipoo), would have done. Nope, Stowell kept that mug, and kept on using it. “I wasn’t going to give in to them,” she said of her former colleagues.’

Have you ever considered that Biden just sucks? That maybe, just maybe, if there’s enough negative things to say about him to fill five (5!) articles in one day, maybe there’s actually something wrong with the guy?

What are you defending, here? White mediocrity? Shitty apologies?

The Midwest voted for Obama and sat at home when Trump got elected, don't put that evil on us like the whole rest of the country didn't go red too. 

Nobody cares about old-ass polite racist Bernie Sanders, dude. Shut up about old White men. 

‘I am the youngest person’

Oh, come on now. That's a cheap shot... There's no way in Hell he actually knows what it means! 

Fuck Microtransactions. Fuck any game studio that utilizes microtransactions... But most importantly, fuck EVERYBODY that BUYS a game where you have to PAY EXTRA for shit that’s ALREADY IN THE GAME! That’s what cheat codes were for. Remember those? Cheat codes? The things that used to unlock all the things you’re…