So it's The Game with basketball? 

If we go to war with Mexico again, I will die of laughter. Fucking Trump. 

“Every couple years, it seems like a new design for a roof rack that slides off and down an SUV comes out, is really neat, and then I never hear about it again or see it on people’s rigs. Why don’t these catch on.?”

I think you realize on some level how wrong and stupid everything you’re saying is, so now you’re trying to turn my words around on me... Let me be clear about what’s happening, since you seem to be too deep in your feelings to see your own conduct: 

That's not funny. Like, at all. 

This is proof that you're an asshole and shouldn't be taken seriously. Thank U, Next! 

“Oh, then let me put it in perspective for you.”

Oh, golly gee, I didn’t know that publishing one bad take from one writer completely voided all the credibility of all of their writers and articles. Fuck off with this disengenuous, deflective bullshit.

Because they’re proud of it.

None of that has anything to do with the bikes. The bikes are good, because it's easy to get a motorcycle right with basic technology. Ride one, you'll see! 

Nnwhat was that? I couldn't hear you over this new Softail engine, it's REALLY NICE! You should ride one! 

I’m also 6ft3in with glorious long legs, and I dailied a barely-running 190E for one GLORIOUS year. You put the seat back, you jam the fucking gas down until something happens and you enjoy some of the best handling ever conceived in Germany in the relative safety of an Autobahn-tuned chassis. 

We’re sick of getting hit at green lights and not being able to filter properly because you morons can’t pick a lane. You gonna do something about that, cage rider? 

I'm glad you all hate the sound of my engine. I just got an exhaust, too! 

WEAK. Hoonigan is late to the party with crap gifts, as usual.

And if you paint your face to more closely resemble his Asian features, you’re a racist.

I've been through Mexico and Central America. I've seen how they treat their indigenous and African descendants... Different does not mean better. 

Wait, there’s another Quaker here? Blessed be your travels, Friend! 

White Supremacy, ladies and gentlemen! 

At this point, I'd even prefer Ron White or Andy Dick. Andy would be a lateral move at best, but anything is better than Drumpf.