The context is, you’re not Black, but you want to reap what little aesthetic benefits there are while sidestepping the inherent struggles(racism, second-class citizenship). It’s morally disgusting and objectively wrong.

We already have Medicare For All, it’s called Medicare. It just needs a boost.

The thing I get hung up on is, why get the V6 or I4 if you’re not gonna go full tuner? I’m talking turbos, visible intercoolers, fender mounted NOS purge valves, widebody kits, stanced rims on overly narrow tires, euro lights, scissor doors, violent colors, RICE THAT BITCH OUT!

I though Tiger was Asian. Racial Draft, remember?

BUT CAN HE RAP? I wanna hear Biggie son drop a VERSE! He can’t be worse than Lil’ Eazy E...

Right! Because everyone LOVED how funny and offbeat the Roger Moore movies were!

I love small displacement motorcycles, but I’m six foot three with long legs and I would look like I was riding a BMX. At least 450cc dirtbikes are comfortable, sportbikes are always so cramped!

Just graft a few turbos on, it'll be fine

You can be Black and Anti-Black at the same time. House niggers are still niggers.

Hot Take: You guys all made a bad decision a long time ago because you couldn’t be bothered to go and buy your own damn games or songs or whatever the fuck you enjoy entertainment-wise, and now we’re all suffering for it.

Well I only play free games, sooo...

Koenigsegg in particular inspires me. His design philosophy is so uncompromising - safe, light, efficient, fun to drive, safe, fully loaded, technologically progressive, safe AND more powerful than most drag racers! They do all they possibly can as cars, and they cost whatever they need to cost, and that’s what…

They should habe done this trimset with the short cab!

You've never been punched in the nuts by a two-year-old, obviously. 

I fucking love Black names. The way they’re spelled is almost purposefully made to piss off tightass European folks, but rolls off the tongue like a French dessert name... Exquisite.

Damn, a steady writing gig AND another book in the works, all on a passionate ‘niche topic’ that’s really a billion-dollar global entertainment industry?

AARGH! FUCK YOU!

They already have that, it’s called Windows.

• Feral Druids can now be crowd-controlled by throwing a slice of cheese on their head.

Easy mode is essential to my gaming process, which is as follows: