I’m not buying a game I don’t get a physical copy of.

Twitter doesn’t need to shadow ban you. They banned me for calling Tacky Lentil a thirsty cunt. I Tweeted drunk, I lost my license. I think I have the tweet somewhere, it’s mad creepy...

I think it’s hilarious how all these people posting war memes are also people I could easily beat to death with the padding from any given chair.

There is just so much wrong with this man...

His last name certainly fits! 

As a man in Ohio, I would certainly vote to bring the jobs back. Then dump a ton of money into advertising The NEW Chevy Blazer: Made in Ohio, for the WORLD! #FindNewRoads #Chevrolet #BlameTrumpForThePriceHike #WeUseAmericanSteelNotIllegalChineseSteelLikeInHisTowers

“we’ve got a ways to go before the fallout from Admissionsgate (note to self: find better name)“

Counterpoint: USC stinks. SDSU stinks. The entire college system STINKS, and you’re defending something that should not exist in its current form. It’s cronyism applied to work training, and the results don’t justify the service anymore.

I'm so sorry. 

Can I just posit the theory that everyone involved in this is a shithead?

I’ve seen a pregnant woman get attacked. There was no talking. There was punching, scratching and a magnificent toss by the hair, but no talking. The pregnant woman was fine, her and her baby.

Is Ilhan Omar not an American?

Because she agreed ‘as an American’ which implies that Ilhan Omar isn’t American because she’s a Muslim. That's called a Microagression-a small, possibly unintentional way of dividing the world into 'us' and 'them'. 

I'm pretty sure Benicio Del Toro has dies in a higher percentage of his roles, but hasn't done as much as Sean, so I'm never surprised when either man dies. 

When I read the headline I was like, “What the fuck is Nick Mulvaney doing working with Trump?”

So, are they doing anything about legacy admissions and declining the next oligarch who wants to build a hall with their name on it in exchange for their son getting in? Or is this ENTIRELY symbolic?

Fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!! THE ONE DAY I’M NOT DOWNTOWN WITH A ONE-POUND ROCK IN MY POCKET, THIS MOTHERFUCKER DRIVES THROUGH?! GOD! DAMNIT!

Yes. Doesn’t mean I’ll disavow a man on their word alone, but yes.

“You would not be the first person to fail to grasp the awesome magnitude of New York City, which in its own right is comparable to an entire planet.”