Fuck you, fuck your thug mentality and fuck your racist bullshit.

I just feel bad for Jurnee Smollet, who now has to try to make it in Hollywood with the same last name as this moron. 

If they’re anything like the Boy Scouts, they put faith LAST, if there at all.

I don't have much to add because I don't know much about the Girl Scouts-those beanut butter oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are BOMB, I know THAT!-but I can tell you the Boy Scouts put faith LAST...

Oh SURE, DennyCrane, I’ll just upend my entire life to move my family closer to the Inglehoffer store!

Oh SURE, DennyCrane, I’ll just upend my entire life to move my family closer to the Inglehoffer store!

I could, at a moment’s notice, rock the FUCK out of a bowler hat and tweed sportcoat. Just give me the fucking word. 

“The president was there with his daughter...Wait, why was she there? No, really, why was Ivanka Boatwears Macy’s Clearance Rack in an American workforce policy meeting with Donald President and Tim Apple?"

I'm currently off Twitter, but only because they suspended my account when I called Tawny Lemon a thirsty cunt. 

Who the fuck are you and why are you here? Nobody believes this ridiculous shit you’re talking, and if you were as smart as you think you are you’d realize the HUGE difference between Nancy Pelosi being tone-deaf from too many years in DC politics and someone acting in bad faith because of racism.

As much ballyhoo as Trump causes, he’s relatively easy to handle-take a position based on common fucking sense, stick to it and watch him implode.

I don't think it's that they didn't KNOW-Everyone who goes on Fakes News, lib or con, KNOWS the game they're playing. The difference is, the New Yorker is one of them 'reliable sources' that's hard for anyone to contradict, so if THEY said it then it's actionable evidence, not hearsay. 

Funko Pop represents the lowest form of collectible to me: Bland figurines distinguishable only by clothing, only worth anything because of sheer hype and a series of recreations of someone else’s original content. They’re literally selling the corn in the shit of pop culture, capitalizing off the few parts that are…

Every time you condemn her behavior you describe it in detail to a whole new audience, Giving her more exposure to find like-minded shitheads.

BRIAN WORMS, YOU SLIMY MOTHERFUCKER! 

That was the intention of those who elected him: Insult, and injury, at all times, at all costs. Because it's funny to them, and they're sure they'll be fine. 

“Which is it?”

This is the fifth time I’ve put this together. Kinja don’t want us to Gif Party.

DUDE, FUCK KINJA! I HAD A WHOLE LIST OF QUOTES! 

These UFO brakes fascinate me...

“Now you’re in NEWWWWW YORRRRRK, concrete jungle where they just throw a bedsheet over the dead bodies and don’t even shut down the subwayyyyy, there’s nothing you cantttt dooooo!”