The beauty of the internet is that sick fuckery like this-which I might buy because it sounds like a wholesome story to experience with my 5 year old nephew-can be independently released, as it probably will be...

V6? Really? They make one of the tastiest British V-8s, and they really chose to put a V6 in their second ever mid-engined car?

Ewwww.

I’ve got EXACTLY two go-to mustards.

I’ve got EXACTLY two go-to mustards.

Honestly? I feel bad for the guy. Nobody with a brain cavity this misshapen and underdeveloped could possibly be playing with a full deck.

I wish questioning support for universal healthcare or equal rights was unacceptable... 

You don’t NEED muscle cars or mansions or yachts or either, when should we ban those?

Why use a picture of someone legally using an eight shot, slow, impossible to hide gun in a space designed specifically for such use, shooting at nonliving targets? Is people in gun ranges a problem to you?

I think it’s obvious what should be done:

We should see how much AIPAC money our boy Engels is getting. 

52 horsepower still? You might as well get a Harley-Davidson Sportster. Sportsters are more reliable.

THIS! I got a job traveling state to state to check bags at stadiums just because I was starting to get hood stuck. 

Jaden has been killing it these past few years, man. He’s not the best actor in the world, but he doesn’t take you out of the movie the way his dad does sometimes(looks at camera: “Aww, dayum!”), and he’s shockingly good as a rapper-not just in terms of skills, which OF COURSE WILL SMITH’S SON CAN RAP HIS ASS OFF!,…

Gun control is bullshit. Criminals don’t buy guns from gun stores, these bills only keep guns away from law-abiding citizens who probably don't want to shoot anything but paper targets and soda bottles. Just make the fucking things illegal if you don’t think anyone should have them... And disarm the police FIRST!

There’s three more, but I doubt you’d drive them in winter... Unless you like fun

‘The system tops out at 11,100 rpm, Aston said, which the company claims is a “world first” for a naturally aspirated, emissions-compliant road car.’

👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿🤔

back when I was the baddest kid on the street/in the school, my neighbors/teachers didn’t spank me, they called my parents and sent me HOME for that ass whoopin. My parents cared too much about me to let someone else hurt me, BUT they also weren’t going to let me off the hook if I did something wrong.

Oh, it was definitely his fault that it happened to him, as an individual who knowingly broke a rule, but FUCK that. Even back when I was the baddest kid on the street/in the school, my neighbors/teachers didn’t spank me, they called my parents and sent me HOME for that ass whoopin! My parents cared too much about me…

BRUH, is Don Lemon’s hairline getting lower, or did he just finally find a Black barber?