Ok, now FX is just heat checking.

Yes, exactly. 

Oh, you can see it anytime you want! Ask one of those anti-gay/pro-life christians any of these questions and you’ll get an absolutely priceless face drop.

HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS BLACK HISTORY MONTH?

This entire presidency has been nothing but a masterclass in pure, unfettered, unadulterated schmuckery. Donald Trump can swing from my balls. 

Really? I prefer the original.

Man, fuck that kid. My sister got tossed on her face and arrested at 13 for jaywalking (crossing the street to her house, driveway to driveway), where were your bleeding hearts when her face was busted open and she had to pay court costs? 

Nah, that was obvious bullshit. You gotta stop autodefending Black people, that's how R. Kelly lasted this long.

Dude.

Show you the lie? Okay.

What does 'go all Second Amendment' mean, exactly? 

$400 dollar grills are stupid as fuck. I know a guy selling oil-barrel grills for $25 out of his front yard, they can cook 6 racks of ribs at once and cook as evenly as you can arrange the coals.

$400 dollar grills are stupid as fuck. I know a guy selling oil-barrel grills for $25 out of his front yard, they…

All these people are playacting at being tidy. If you really wanted to tidy up, you’d toss out the spouse.

No need to apologize! Your kids are gonna be lined up right next to you on the wall when the revolution comes. 

Bill Gates rebuilt the three worst high schools in Cleveland. I won't hear a bad word about him. 

And your point? 

Tell me again how most White people aren't racist? 

It's a faux-Ford grille, for the record. 

Judging track-focused cars for their looks is like judging Serena Williams or Megan Rapinoe for their game day makeup-irrelevant and mean-spirited. Shame on you, Elizabeth!

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