I see what you did there. 

Screw you haters. Vettel will end this season level on points with Hamilton.

You’re the first person I thought of when I saw the activity earlier.

Vettel to Indycar as is the natural progression of F1 drivers

Don’t bother offering “Blue book value”.

That’s a good idea

*ahem*

I would think you being anointed as “The Bike Guy” would be due to your hideously arrogant and tone-deaf take on police pursuits in cars...but in a just world that would’ve led to your release from employment here.

The reports of my death were premature

We don’t have sub-blogs,

Bring back Lanesplitter.

Hm. Looks promising. Might have to re-up my Jalopnik Gold subscription.

I normally hate modern Christian music since it’s usually concerned more with being preachy than being good, but this song is probably one of the best modern Christian songs there is.

This song right here. Reminds me of simpler times.

Weird that this song was omitted from the soundtrack.

What, are you suggesting that we get some big ball of energy close enough to Earth to be useful? Good luck with that...

As carbs are terrible*, what about swapping a self-learning EFI system onto this beast?

I really couldn’t stand that you are absolutely required to keep that one specific islander, and can’t just let it cycle to someone else.

And you will be absolutely right. Just look at how speed runners do Mario Kart.

If you’re living paycheck to paycheck, where the fuck are you getting 2-3k?