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Nissan Altima: the Walmart of cars
Tucked away in a distant corner of an outside lot at SEMA this year is a delightful surprise. This drag racer does wheelstands, houses very large canisters of nitrous, runs very quick quarter mile passes, and is shaped like Chevrolet’s best mid-sized personal sport coupe of the 1990s. It’s a first-generation Lumina…