One of the OGs - Ford Falcon Sprint. Take the falcon and stuff in the mustang’s 289. Muscle car looks make your mind think it’s huge, but at 180 inches long, it’s about the same dimensions as a late 80s/early 90s honda accord. 

“IT DOESN’T MAKE ME HAPPY UNLESS I’M MISERABLE!”

I mean, you’d have to hide it in an underground vault to keep thieves away from it, but maybe?

8 grand for a quasi-stock Civic from over 25 years ago...

Woah now! Easy there! Next thing you’ll be telling me, the “scrambled egg headlight” 911s will be going up in price because they had really good driving dynamics and NA engines despite almost two decades of being shit on because some people cared more about headlight shape than how the car felt behind the wheel!

People said that airbags ruined cars and trucks in the 70s/80s. You’re not saying anything new. Same with emissions. Same with computers. Same with every new technology. It takes time to perfect. There will ALWAYS be something that people don’t like about cars of the time because cars are always progressing. 

Man I remember when a few years ago, the E46 was everyone’s internet whipping boy for being too fat and complicated and the last REAL 3-series was the E30 and the E36 was for peasants who liked complicated things like “Crumple zones” and “OBD Diagnostics”.

You’ve all heard of the drift tax, now prepare yourself for the irony tax! Why pay 2-3000$ for a car when you can pay 6000 because it’s ironically good!

To be fair, the W-body will always have all the wayward handling you could ever hope for and then some. For everyone else, just use equal length half shafts like GM should’ve done in the first place and you’re golden. 

I mean....It’s been done before with the LS4. 300hp would be a nice upgrade too. 

Oh hooo yes they are! You’ve never lived in a place with a “homeowner’s association”, have you?

The AIV is one of my dream cars. I summarized my passion for it in an article on Oppo a while ago. Don’t know if you were active during that time or not but check it out if you get a minute - https://oppositelock.kinja.com/cars-that-time-forgot-panoz-aiv-roadster-1069563141

Grabbing the brake/controls of another rider is so rare that the few instances it does happen usually result in pretty big blowups like this one. A few years ago, there was another rider who literally switched off another rider’s bike on the start grid (race bikes at this level don’t just have keys but they do have…

Wow. Amazing. You agreed with an author in the comments. Tell me how much better that makes you feel than just cutting out the middleman and pissing your pants directly.

If you do jump, let us know if it’s the one Musk built his secret hideout in.

We’ll see how Ford’s decision to... focus more on crossovers works out.

Plebian! Obviously it’s FANCY Kristen. And 16 million at Monaco wouldn’t see her through lunch, let alone the whole weekend. But that’s what happens when you insist on helicopter rides everywhere and order at restaurants that have a million dollar minimum craps table in them.

The sport of War.

I stand by my words because it also implies the trucks of today are too damn soft. The 6x6 deuce was the original SUV. Light on the sport, but damn heavy on the utility.