Simple fact is that a) we don’t have inspections so enforcing the use of winter tires is more difficult than enforcing the use of not-studs. b) Our trucks carry the heaviest loads per axle in the country so our roads are always torn to shit and that’s made worse by studs and c) No one will get them anyways. See point…

WELL PLAYED, GOOD SIR, WELL PLAYED! You have executed your dastardly plan of being the tricksy banterman quite nicely! I applaud how well you executed this scheme of nefarious proportions.

Oh Gronk.....never change.

Gronk approves of this angle of approach.

ford didn’t take away your falcons and utes.. your unions sales numbers did.

Yep. Damn is he clever...

1) My, or anyone else’s, inability to recognize your joke is usually with the “joke teller” when the consensus is that it wasn’t a joke.

Actually no, it wasn’t clear. At all. And that just sounds like a weak-ass attempt at retreating behind “It was just a joke” rather than an actual apology. Care to try again?

I don’t know what you have on your car, or what paint color or wheel choice you made, but I doubt you’d appreciate it if a random assclown decided it was “played out” and you deserved to have your car damaged.

A bit of research on sizing will help out a ton. Tire prices can vary wildly, even with just a slight change in width or aspect ratio. I got the tires I got (continental wintercontacts) in the size I got because they fit the wheels I bought but were also almost 20$/tire cheaper than the “recommended” size for the…

BOOST CABOOSE!!!!!

Is that a supercharger that’s driven by an independent V8 instead of a belt? If not, it should be!

This is the best advice ever given on the internet.

Yep. Then you could have crank walk happen twice as fast as before!

Yeah. The boomers and Gen-Xers freaking out over this are just sad....

I definitely did. I was shopping with a friend and I just turned t her and said “Welp! We’re done here!” and we went to a different dealership.

I once had a salesman look at me using a calculator and say out loud “Oh! I guess this guy needs to see numbers before he makes a decision....” which scared me shitless for so many reasons. Both that he acted like it wasn’t to be expected and that he looked down on me for actually bothering to check.

The big problem I see here isn’t simply that these people are bad at math, it’s that they don’t recognize that they are bad at math. And you’re right - this is a bigger issue when they get suckered into a bad deal than when they walk away from a good one.

Seriously, I’d rather spend the time/money to find a minty Neon R/T, Focus SVT, or if you insist on it being from the early 90s, Cavalier Z24 or a first gen Sentra SE-R. Cause shipping alone is a few grand and buying a decent twingo is a few grand on top of that. A half rusted neon isn’t worth 5-7k but a clean…

And by “unique” you mean it has lots of glitches and exploits to be used? Because really, competitive melee is its own game and actual melee is more in line with....well.....brawl and smash 4.