cool zinger, shithead.

“Johnny should have known that we don’t know what we should have known that he was known not to know we he or we were knowing what either of us were doing knowingly or unknowingly.” - The Browns

Knowing where every bullet lands and giving a fuck are wildly different things.

I mean, its tough to pinpoint the Cardinals fall from contender to bottom barrel team over the past few seasons solely on punting. I’d argue using the combo of Carson Palmer’s corpse/Drew Stanton, having largely forgettable skill players (Outside of DJ and Fitz of course) and the gradual loss of talent from their…

Christ, he’s punter, the most easily replaceable position on every squad. While i’ll admit to enjoying his antics, what coach on earth would want a punter that draws personal fouls, and divides the locker room (and His teammates have legitimate issue with the whole Talib thing) in any capacity? There are tons of…

slide into the dms like

Oh man, you’re about to hear from a bunch of people who totally have black friends.

So, Matt Patricia is just Fat Mac in a Tommy Bahama shirt, correct?

Its not an edgy joke though, its gibberish.

No, you can make edgy jokes. They just have to be jokes. What about this guy dropping on the court has to do with getting two possessions? I’m not sure people are getting the connection.

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

A little bit of being upset is OK in a situation like that. Kids need to know that emotion isn’t a bad thing, and what matters is the amount compared to what happened, and learning how to adjust emotions to the appropriate level.

So cool looking

That man’s offspring would SAVOR the taste of liquor.

Hope I am not the only one who pictured the interviewer like this

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

That’s not necessarily a bad thing for a recipe like this—not every cheese gets to be a hero; some just need to provide some extra fat and lactose while giving the others a chance to shine.

I think good mozz is a very good but has little flavor, especially when stacked against powerhouses like gruyere and fontina. It’s perfect on pizza because it’s playing backup to different flavors and providing necessary texture. In this mix that subtle flavor is completely lost and it just adds stringiness that I…

I really thought this guy would just fade into obscurity after that whole Suicide Forest debacle, but I guess he’s still out here trying to remain relevant.

Sage Northcutt, voted Most Likely To Be Surprised By A Bear Being Near The State Capital That Has Bears On Its Flag for all 6 years of high school.