Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

A shirtless Gronk, covered in body glitter, stands atop a Cancun balcony, staring off in the distance, as he finishes his Bud Light Lime, and mutters “Yo soy fiesta.” It is only there, above the crashing of the waves that he realizes he has no idea who he has been saying yo to, all these years.

Close it up folks, we’re done here.

Suns Browbeaten

Or whichever villain is responsible for Kinja as a whole.

I just watched Joe Buck’s call of the helmet catch—some of the worst play-by-play in sports history—and it would be Bode’s best work ever, by far.

I just went to Pro Football Reference to look up Garoppolo’s stats to make a shitty joke about him being overpaid, but forgot that nonsense. Instead, I will focus on the fact that one of Jimmy’s nicknames is apparently “Prince Aladdin.”

me too but also fuck you

Joe Johnson, Dwyane Wade and Derrick Rose? The 2011 NBA trade deadline is nuts!

JOKER MEME WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS/SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH IT ALL BURN///GAME OF THRONES RED WEDDING LEBRON PHOTOSHOP FACE///OVERRIDE OVERRIDE///ISAIAH THOMAS IS SHORT FOR AN NBA PLAYER///MEMORY CRITICAL CRITICAL ERROR MEME EXPORT FILE TOO LARGE///SHUT DOWN IMMINENT///SPIDER MAN POINTING AT SPIDER MAN///NO HELP ME…

Could work for people with heart trouble - the iron Mclung.

I’m more interested in how Duke didn’t land a kid named “Grayson Carter”.

In your efforts to make increasingly silly suggestions, you burried the best option: Speed 3: Need a Lyft?

Back in 1997 I was out in LA visiting a friend. She got us 2 tickets to screen a movie. Free! Popcorn and soda included. BEFORE the movie started while in line, some dude with a camera asked me to plug the movie. Remember, free popcorn and soda. “It was GREAT! I’m gonna see it again!” I said. The movie was so bad I…

I don’t know what you’re referring to but I don’t know enough about local talk radio to know how much it differs from city to city.

I have repeatedly in this thread. Dell in Round Rock, TX

This is the most important infographic I’ve ever seen.

Rt 78 is the unofficial cutoff.

You’re right and I would give MSU four business days to get it fixed.

If the Miller family gets another bill after, say, this Friday, then bulldoze the MSU Sports Clinic.