Cardinals head coach Steve Wilks had only one season with a rookie quarterback and a roster with little talent; what exactly was he supposed to do?

I think this is the entire point of the campaign. If #fuckfuckjerry can actually put a dent in the account’s follower numbers, which would affect the company’s ability to monetize stolen content, it would prove the boycott to be an effective solution.

I wish we lived in a timeline where Pop wanted to be the Suns coach. Somehow Robert Sarver would still fuck it up by giving the job to his nephew’s AAU coach, so he could save a few bucks on salary.

No, I don’t want no Dougs.

I’ll believe literally any story you tell me if you say it happened in Arizona.

So, what you’re telling me is the Steelers have been more than willing to hand Roethlisberger a bunch of money but won’t do the same for Leveon Bell or Antonio Brown?

+12 kidja

This reads like the ramblings of a crunchy millennial Patrick Bateman and I, for one, am here for it.

What we have instead is a rich mosaic of incompetent football. The Cardinals didn’t make any truly spectacular missteps, but instead played a game over which their badness persisted like a low, steady hum.

You know perpetual online troll Trevor Bauer would give up his future career stat line (which will likely far exceed McCarthy’s) in a minute to have 69 and 4.20 forever enshrined on his stat line.

I spent nearly 10 years as a freelance writer, starting when I was in college. Needless to say, I have a balance of 2.5 million GetYourNameOutTheres in my bank account.

The only way to stop a bad guy jumping a car is a with a good guy jumping a car?

Sheriff Joe got pardoned because we live in the Dark Times.

Agreed. I just heard on the radio today that the interview was 70 minutes that was cut to 7 minutes for the show. So, maybe she did. Either way it was a failure by someone, or everyone, involved to only include the tidbits they did.

Beyond the decision to air the interview at all, I was disappointed she didn’t push back harder on his assertion that white people are underrepresented. A simple look at the percentage of white men in the House and Senate compared to the percentage of white men overall in the population proves the opposite. We already…

I’d hate to be the intern that has to clean up David Brooks’ office every time stuff like this happens and he just uncontrollably ejaculates everywhere while politely whispering “Decorum, decorum, decorum...”

“My persona resonates with the consumer because it’s authentic, it’s genuine and it’s the truth,” Schnatter said in a phone interview late Wednesday, with his lawyer and representative present.

At least he’s mimicking a good movie.

My wife and I have had this conversation. He crawls around the ground and pretends to be a Komodo dragon. He bit his cousin and said she was a water buffalo.

I literally just read this to my 3-year-old son last week and had the same experience. I had no recollection of the dead mom part, hit page three and was like ‘I guess we’re having this conversation now.’ He had a bit of a death primer from watching a bunch terrifying snakes tear apart an iguana on an episode of Planet…