They were just creating a water barrier around the boat to protect it from bears.

If you prescribe to the notion that the very act of hording obscene wealth while millions of people starve, have no clean water and/or lack housing and healthcare, then, yes, that’s the correct take.

This is the crux of the issue. These people - Republicans and Dems alike - don’t realize that there are folks out there whose end game is not immense personal wealth.

I wonder how Manny questions he had to dodger over the past week.

*Punches self in balls repeatedly*

“He offered me money,” McDougal told the New Yorker’s Ronan Farrow in February. She reportedly responded by telling Trump “I’m not ‘that girl.’ I slept with you because I like you - NOT for money.”

He must’ve just got done talking with his Technology Czar.

+1 Ndamukong

He’d hypothetically run right through the offensive line as soon as he’s done hypothetically running into a building to stop a school shooter.

I’m 28 and one of my earliest political memories is Joe Lieberman switching teams, because my vaguely Republican parents saw it as some sort of victory. I remember thinking he looked like a single, anthropomorphic testicle.

I don’t know that James Woods has had any terribly interesting things to say, unless you find racist white step dads interesting.

Listen to Brooks on his weekly NPR appearance and you will find out that he has the exact same voice as James Woods.

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

Politicians and high-ranking public servants are a lot like athletes in that most of them, with the exception of unlikable hell beasts like Ted Cruz, are very buddy buddy when the game is over. Ginsburg and Scalia were close friends outside of the court room, many senators/Congressman hang out and recreate together…

If “you can drink at the zoo” is your city’s selling point, you aren’t too far from “you can drink at the parent/teacher conference” being your city’s selling point.

You’re confusing Shaq’s role in Kazaam with Sinbad’s bizarre weekly stints on MSNBC. It’s a common mistake. Totally unrelated, but has anyone else noticed that Sinbad’s skin is going full Sammy Sosa?

I saw that movie exactly 12 times the year it came out, and I am 100% certain you are wrong.

Kazaam is a goddamn treasure.

This is total bullshit. Fat Cop and Burrito War are obviously Kevin James movies. He would also appear in The Timeshare, the latest “let’s pay my friends to go on vacation” Adam Sandler vehicle.

It’s because I am a baseball fan before an Angels fan, and I would hate to look back on Trout’s career in 20 years and see that most of it was wasted playing for mediocre teams ruined by bad management. I am and always will be an Angels fan, but even I can admit that this team hasn’t had a decent GM since Bill…