At age 14, he’s the youngest player to win a WS. Period.

Yuck.

I’d start with when you get punched in the face and they fall down.

Where can I read more of this?

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

assuming the help dude would bang you...

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

I’d heard most of this before, but Dateline really did it for me.

Arizona is Arians Nation!

I thought people from NJ usually took credit for stuff from New York, not Connecticut

And it’s not like they’re in an area where a studio costs $2100. In Gilbert, AZ, $2100 can get you a 5 bedroom house with a pool.

Joe Lacob had a team of Silicon Valley programmers create a secret algorithm that determined “Adding Kevin Durant is good.” Will the disruption ever end?

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

After once making an out, Donald smashed neighbor Jeff Bier’s Adirondack bat on the pavement. The bat cracked, Bier said, but Trump did not apologize.

I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

My highest sports fan aspiration is for the next Warriors/Heat matchup to produce the following headline:

Related: Boozer left after Cleveland agreed to let him out of the team option on his rookie contract. He reneged on a verbal agreement to re-sign on a long term deal. How’d that work out for you, Booze?

Appropriate as NFL defenses will be greeting Cousins with arms wide open all season long.

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

It is unclear whether sprinting on a home run is a violation of baseball’s unwritten laws, or counts as playing the game the right way. A meeting to determine the answer will be held following the next Springsteen show.