I don’t see the big deal. This is just like the problem with anti-vaxxers; if you keep kids away from germs they’ll never develop immunities. You keep kids away from brain trauma, they’ll never become inured to concussions.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

When We First Met You Were Just a Kid, an autobiography, by Mark Sanchez.

Easily the best defense a Brown has given all year.

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

.....You support a rapist who looks like King Koopa.

He’s certainly no catcher with a glass arm.

Is he related to the kid who only hit homers?

McNair has also donated a sizeable amount of money to the “Campaign for Old White Dudes Who Have Weird Facial Scabs and Bruises” PAC.

Jared Woodfill, a spokesman for the PAC, told the paper that the donation “was very exciting for us.”

This is a righteous burn.

“... the only difference between him and a Republican is that he says he’s not one.”

Before anyone breaks out the old “if only they had guns” trope, let me remind you: Texas is a stupidly shaped cesspool that should be punted into the sun.

Damn, Derek Fisher STILL won’t give up on the triangle.

Barnes & Not Noble

Roger Goodell: [takes credit]

Jason Pierre Paul had a small hand in it.

Nice to see Jessica Parker found a job.

Another classic segment of “Charlotte’s Web Gems.”