I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

They're still very common in Europe; which is a continent full of people with access to the Internet.

Al Davis’ ghost is masturbating at the proposition of drafting him in the first round, that catch was so good.

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The fact that we have to ask the question “Should themanofletters have his internet posting privileges taken away for posting shit that lowers the IQ of everyone who reads them?” says everything you need to know about themanofletters.

That type of gloryboy shit will get you choked out by Jonathan Papelbon.

Good to see Ed Hochuli out enjoying his week.

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.