You can’t argue with that logic after looking at the stellar careers of AJ McCarron, Mike Glennon, and Christian Ponder.

Last month new 49ers cornerback Richard Sherman said of Carroll’s anecdotes and illustrative tales, “We had literally heard them all,” and that “we could recite them before he even started to say them. So I think that kind of went into it.”

“Muscular, well-proportioned frame”

I got you.

If Andy Benoit somehow got a job at the New York Times instead of making a career out of being a pimple on Peter King’s ass, he would definitely be the guy writing “actually George Bush wasn’t that bad” and “let’s find out why poor racist whites voted for Trump for the 6,000th time” think pieces.

The Denver Post just announced it was laying off a third of its staff. Coincidence?

Anthony Pettis, suffered a laceration on his forehead, and it’s not yet clear weather he’ll be able to fight.

Oh, I totally agree, which is why I pointed out that I don’t think punters are close to the most influential players on the field. Palmer, injuries, Arians opposition to stretching, played a larger role in the recent fall from grace.

Yeah, this is demonstrably false. I will not argue with the fact that the punter is by no means the most important player on the field. However, just look at the Cardinals over the past several years. They used the scrap heap philosophy on punters for years and ended up with guys like Drew Butler and Dave Zastudil.…

At least Jeter has enough iPads to watch replays of both homeruns at once, so he can figure this out and right the ship.

I was under the impression that video killed the radio star, but, ironically, he killed himself by tweeting out photos making fun of suicide.

*a black friend.

He was born in Montreal and grew up between Canada, the US and DR. Dude probably speaks English, Spanish and French.

Nah, it’s just a shitty joke.

Calm down, bro. Don’t be a #triggered snowflake soyboy breadbutt appleseed tumbleweed starchbody bumperboat. Nobody is arguing Kaep is a top-15 QB. However, he is better than half of the dudes getting backup gigs in the league simply from a statistical and win-loss standpoint. And Kaep (88.9 career QB rating, 37-31-1…

He’d be signed faster than you can say “I love whites!”

It’s like you wrote this just for me. My almost 3-year-old boy fell backwards off a picnic table in our backyard onto concrete. His head hit the ground with that sickening how-is-he-not-dead thwack. I violated rule #1 and freaked out. However, as we both calmed down inside and I forced him to identify random numbers…

Somewhere lost in the grays, I wrote that this sentence made Cormac McCarthy throw up.

He does something stupid like this every game and the Suns only keep him around because he’s averaging *checks the Google* 6.8 pts per game? That can’t be right. 

Four hours west of Albuquerque, over the mud brown desert hills, past the impossibly expansive golden plains strewn with flat-topped mountains pressed on god’s griddle, north of Gallup, New Mexico, “The Most Patriotic Small Town in America,” in tiny Chinle, Arizona, off Indian Route 7, on a dirt-paved side street not…