Markieff Morris and Marcin Gortat only get defensive on Twitter.

I’d love a 7th inning stretch segment a la the hot dog race in which Wilson fist fights a life-sized number.

If we’re tackling this grammatically, then it would probably be RsBI. It looks and sounds stupid ( like saying attorneys general) but is technically correct as the runs are the plural not the in.

I do free throws an hour a day FOR FREE.

...the Post’s specialty in all its major beats, Batman-ass slogans notwithstanding—into straight-up fan fiction.

On the surface, a donation to a private high school might not seem like the most humanitarian act imaginable, but that same donation might help the school offer a scholarship to a financially needy student.

It’s easy money, that’s why. These days, even the shittiest teams tend to turn a hefty profit. Loria bought the team for just shy of $160 million with a $40 million no interest loan from MLB and is about to sell the team for around $1.5 billion. He fielded shitty team after shitty team year after year, duped the city…

I don’t know why, but for some reason I don’t think Jeb has the STA-MEEEN-UHH to survive the long bidding process.

But if Rob Manfred is casting about for ways to improve baseball, he should probably keep looking.

Garnett got bought out of the final year of his contract and went to TNT to do some TV work

Waiting for the sports-themed porn parody spin off but I don’t know what they should call it. Maybe Slumdog Million-Cum.

In Tom Brady’s defense, this stuff probably tastes way better dripping out of Bill Belichick’s asshole.

+1 tip of my tongue

Dan Duquette criticized Taz’ form because it didn’t look like he could make contact while performing masonry work on a construction site.

...if it had humane or conciliatory answers—ones responsive to or even cognizant of any prerogative short of maximizing its own moneymaking efficiency—to questions like “What should United Airlines do when it fucks up?” it would be a malfunctioning corporation.

Alternatively, Cormier contests that it’s easier to grapple with no fingers anyway.

Put me in coach, I’m ready to play today
Put me in coach, I’m ready to play today
Look at me, I can be...oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit.

Usually the catcher gets the sticky stuff on his back.

College basketball: Please take a nap, and don’t wake up until October.

Who had a better day?
Pitcher A: 7 1/3 innings, 6 hits, 0 ER, 10Ks, 0 BBs, 1 Win
Pitcher B: 7 innings, 6 hits, 3 ER, 11Ks, 0 BBs, ND