+1 regrettable Wagner reference

There’s also no reason to believe he’d be anything more than a pudgy safety liability on a construction site, but with Dan Duquette on your side anything is possible.

The fact that he played 96 games in the outfield last year.

The O’s instead decided to re-sign Trumbo, of whom Duquette said, “If he was going to work every day on a construction site, you would understand that he brings that kind of work ethic every day.”

These are in fact the horses that sealed the Odor deal. This is not a joke

McDonalds new slogan is making a lot more sense: Ba Da Ba Ba Bah, I’m Fuckin’ It! 

This isn’t to blame those guys for having better benches behind them, but to point out just how much Wall means to the Wizards.

geraltcloud9 is right, you guys. If you actually watch the video, you can see a slight frame change in between when Johnson throws the ball down and when it actually goes into the hoop PROVING THE DUNK DOESN’T EXIST. This is the same textbook CIA Obama dark state video editing technique used fake murders and TAKE AWAY…

Multi-level marking is a different kind of beast. The phrase represents a more legitimate marketing strategy, one that’s tied to an actual product like Avon cosmetics.

You missed one:

Is it true the Giants use old game-worn Bonds hats to cover the field during rain delays?

The question is this: If Barry Bonds returned to baseball, and kept playing, at what age would Bonds be the worst hitter in the big leagues?

If the level of a person’s hat brim is any indicator of their emotional well-being—and it is—Chris Paul is in a pretty bad place right now.

Is that a 12 oz glass of milk in your pocket or are you just happy to recruit me?

I was wondering why today, out of the blue, I started loving color rush jerseys and hoping every NFL team wore them for 16 games.

Can we build a wall around Waco? Mexico would probably be more than happy to pay for it.

How could he look at a resume that listed “Social Media Hot Takes” in the skills section and not be intrigued?

Compare that to a baseball fight, which is average size men (post-steroids era) running at each other l at full speed and then not knowing what to do when they actually come face to face.

He’s 4 feet tall while lying on his back.

Fixed it: