Brock Holt will fit in here somewhere.

Could you care less about this or couldn’t you? Your response is unclear.

They’re the west coast equivalent of the late-90s/early-00s Yankees with less success. For some reason, the author conflates spending money poorly with being likable. Sure, the Yankees made some very bad financial decisions, but at least those teams took home a handful of World Series rings.

After the hearing, Revis, 31, expressed his interest in continuing to play in the NFL.

Lakeland Butter has replaced Skittles as the official sponsor of Seattle running backs.

Meanwhile, I am going to watch a Spring Training game in 85 degree, sunny weather.

It’s almost like Dan Snyder sees Donald Trump’s presidency as a challenge to his position as the most inept executive in Washington D.C.

Not very talented, tries hard, and white.

Kirk Cousins should just claim that he’s 1/32nd Cherokee and that the name Redskins does, in fact, offend him. Snyder would ship him to San Francisco the same day.

“But but but you forgot to mention that he’s a hot-dogging, show-boating, no-media-talking, frowny-face, urban, hip-hop-loving angry black man, and that just isn’t an MVP.”

The folks at MMQB are just living their best, shit-eating, worthless, pandering lives. I am actually surprised Peter King the ability to keep Roger Goodell’s balls in his mouth and tell the staff that on this International Women’s Day they are going to do the right thing and attempt to humanize an abuser.

The worst part is this is still an improvement over the their last chant.

Israel is among the longest shots in this tournament, filled with exactly one Israeli native and a whole bunch of Jewish-American minor leaguers.

Nerds, computers, and wrist injuries go together like vaseline and tissues.

He will get into the HOF on the first ballot, because with balls that big it’s obvious he’s not roiding.

The letterhead states “From the desk of Coach Art Briles”as a way to remind the dishonest media and liberal elites that Americans used to be tough and make things with their bare hands. We made things like desks and football championships and excuses for sexual assault instead of shipping jobs overseas and coddling…

In order to make the offseason more entertaining, the NFL should force the owners of all non-playoff teams to compete in a Hunger Games-style battle. Whoever survives gets to keep his team. The leftover teams and cash will be randomly awarded to assholes across the U.S., who now get there chance to crash and burn,…

At this point, a Khloe Kardashian information session should be required at the NBA Rookie Symposium.

As a batsman, Cornwall hit a neat 59 runs off 61 balls, including three fours (where the ball rolls out of the field) and three sixes (where the ball leaves the field on a fly).

It’s getting pretty hard to watch Wright attempt to resurrect his once-great career while clearly sacrificing his future health and mobility in the process.