The game starts when a drunken Mark Wahlberg stumbles into Roger Goodell’s suite, screams “Boston strong” at the top of his lungs, and swings and misses at the commissioner, accidentally cold cocking Goodell’s wife.

The game doesn’t start until:

Bannon seems like the kind of guy who doesn’t like women because no one will fuck him, doesn’t like immigrants because a Mexican guy once beat him at bowling, and doesn’t like the Chinese because the local take out place messed up his order once.

The vision he’s referring to is “ESPN circa 1996.”

Over the last several years they’ve done everything possible to establish themselves as the off-brand ESPN...

Isn’t every season the same? Don’t they know it’s all fake...

This could literally be applied to every single topic Spicer has addressed so far. He’s the Buffalo Bills GM of press secretaries.

Just tell everyone you posted it first and I’m fake news!

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more

The first half of the speech can basically be summarized as “I have a black friend.”

They call that move “The Lane Kiffin”

When it comes to fucking Madonna, I always error on the side of the Messier one.

Those shoes look like someone took the bargain bin Reeboks my step mom bought me in 1998 and poured a cup of skim milk on them, both literally and figuratively.

Raiders owner Mark Davis has until March to get this mess figured out, otherwise it’s unlikely he will receive the 24 votes from his fellow owners needed to approve his team’s move to Las Vegas.

We’ve already established that stabbing a person (Ty Cobb) is the barometer for being a diva, so Olajuwon is basically a Nobel Peace Prize winner based on what you’re saying here.

When you’re right, you’re right. Ty Cobb did stab a guy, which is total diva behavior.

The director wanted to shoot another take but Lane had to take a phone call from another school’s athletic director.

I see your point. Any time you’re making a top 10 list in any sport, there is going to be a disagreement about who is included (save for a few transcendent stars like MJ). With that caveat, I chose players that were legitimate superstars of their sports and could conceivably be included on a top 10 list.

Not quite. That list could also include Hakeem Olajuwon, Roberto Clemente, Derek Jeter, Stan Musial, Hank Aaron and Mike Trout (in a few years).

Thank you for reminding Discount Matt Holliday* that he was paid millions to play a game poorly for many years.