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NFL: “We did what they said we did but we did not do it in the way they said we did it and we did not like the way they did their story and we did want a retraction so people would not think we did what they said we did which we in fact did but now how they said we did.”


Sylvan is a supplement, not a replacement, for scholastic education. It’s basically a tutor. Though, I guess that’s plenty of education for folks that think the Earth is 6,000 years old, man walked with dinosaurs and you can pray the gay away.

I’ve always thought that “Golden Gopher” must be a sex move.

but the ol’ gunslinger Brett Favre has huge hands, so that’s enough to get scouts all worked up about hand size.

The Trump supporters around here are blaming a different group for killing the neighborhood.

As a millennial, the only people I’ve ever seen drink that shit is my step-mom and her stupid friends.

400 of this video’s 8500 views were Mark Cuban masturbating furiously.

After humping the air in Seattle, Palmer stepped his game up and ate shit in San Francisco.

Antonio Cromartie is proof that sex improves performance on the field. In 2007, his 12 ints were only outnumbered by the amount of women he impregnated.

The officials then tacked on a 15-yard penalty for sideline interference on the Bills, possibly because Rex Ryan walked in front of Arthur.

Nope, I am ASU class of 2012, and so very, very ashamed of it. I always tell U of A fans that hate on ASU “You can’t possibly hate this university more than me, because I actually went there.”

Doesn’t Peko know there are kids at the game? After watching Peko’s dance moves, my she turned to me and asked “What’s he so happy about? Doesn’t he know he still lives in Cincinatti?”

It looks like it’ll be Mark Sanchez under center for at least the next game, which, given Bradford’s play, may or may not be a good thing as Philadelphia desperately needs to string some wins together to save what’s been a disappointing first season with Chip Kelly making the personnel calls.

Because of where we sat, we had a close up view of your conduct in the fourth quarter. The chest puffs. The pelvic thrusts. The arrogant struts and the ‘in your face’ taunting of both the Titans’ players and fans. We saw it all.

To the Seattle fans that will say the Palmer celebration was classless, I have only one response:

+1 Everything

Johnny Manziel should just return to Hollywood. He was great in Sin City.

If anyone knows about roids, it’s Brady Quinn. His ever-expanding forehead makes Barry Bonds’ look puny by comparison.

Why does Daniel Snyder insist on dressing like an over-sexed airline pilot from a shitty 90s rom-com, a la John Travolta in Look Who’s Talking Too?