That’s quite the resume, your mother must be very proud.

Sure, you’re the smartest guy on the internet. Putting one’s name and location on the internet never hurt anyone, did it? You’re missing the point, and I’m not interested in yours. Was just pointing out that you’re an insufferable prick, and I can’t say I’ve seen anything that would prove me wrong. Good day Wes in…

Here, watch this YouTube video and you’ll get it.

Wait, you’re still here talking? Ha ok.

I seriously doubt many people spend their time voluntarily speaking with you in person, which might explain why you try so hard to speak to everyone on the internet and bash them over the head with your views and your smug, self-righteous opinions. You seem consumed with yourself, it’s just weird, that’s all. Bye now.

I didn’t say I had limited knowledge on the subject, you assumed that because I didn’t read your hilariously long responses to every person who called you out. Seems like you’ve had a big day, though, so continue having fun.

Is this how you talk in real life? Do you really have this much time on your hands to be smug to people on the internet all day?

OMG what a douchey comment, could not finish, TLDR. Not only will no one watch those videos, but they ain’t gonna read your stupid comment, either.

Well this is awkward isn’t it?

probably!

DUDE - are you dating my wife??