I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

The wins of a Jerry Reuss? The career ERA of a Dock Ellis? The strikeout total of a Mickey Lolich? The critical thinking of a Ted Nugent? What’s not to like?

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

“Help me!”

Let’s hope she skips the Mac Daddy Santa phase

I think your assessment of women’s MMA is accurate, but the Tiger analogy is silly. There was heaps of competition during his ~10 year run.

seeing pics of myself fucked off MDMA on facebook is horrible enough, I can’t even imagine seeing a god damn video of myself on deadspin

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

Because some kid’s 529 plan wasn’t going to get funded for the next year if the basket counted.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

C’mon Tim, they wear them every game.

“No one (I hope).”

Isn’t “meat slab” a compliment?

First they came for the Jews, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the blacks, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the gays, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the baseball writers, and I said “BY GOD THE SANCTITY OF THE HALL OF FAME MUST BE DEFENDED!!!!”

So... running shoes?

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.