You don’t need to install the sprinkler heads into the grass...this isn’t a sprawling golf course. They could use hoses with those timed sprinklers on wheels or something.

How do modern baseball fields still have sprinkler heads on them?

Zero integrity. A limp 180 is my signature move.

My friend once asked why they just don’t make football helmets like a Buzz Lightyear helmet - a dome anchored to the shoulder pads. That way, a player’s head can move independently inside the helmet, and any blows to the helmet would be entirely absorbed by the shoulder pads and not the head. It seemed like a perfect…

Fester’s Quest.

Fester’s Quest.

I think it makes it sound like the video (with the ensuing fallout being implied) was what he needed.

I think it makes it sound like the video (with the ensuing fallout being implied) was what he needed.

Should have included the full game intro music/graphics. It rocks so hard.

I’m definitely not a fuckin’ guppy.

i’m a sucker for any WSC reference.

“carrying on like pork chops” is the best thing i have ever heard. thank you.

Hop Along, Sports, and hundreds of woman-fronted bands rock harder than Bono ever did. I’m a dude and would (and do) listen to them over his lame ass any day. He put on one of the most lethargic live performances I’ve ever seen (forgive me for going, they were playing at my university a block from my house and I…

Hop Along, Sports, and hundreds of woman-fronted bands rock harder than Bono ever did. I’m a dude and would (and do) listen to them over his lame ass any day. He put on one of the most lethargic live performances I’ve ever seen (forgive me for going, they were playing at my university a block from my house and I…

All I know is that Blanka was the bees knees in Street Fighter II: Special Champion Edition for Sega Genesis.

Yeah I think he realized it was a joke, but he was just pointing out that it doesn’t really work, since it isn’t hot in Mexico City.

Yeah, I thought this was going to be about another athlete talking shit about fans not showing up to games, a complaint that drives me insane, but after reading what actually happened, I have to say I am on his side here.

Who preheats a stove?

The best way to get to the bottom of this is for me to rate all the starting quarterbacks from Tecmo Super Bowl.

But is he elite?