I learned to drive on a 1988. Years earlier when my family first purchased it used, I found M.C. Hammer’s Too Legit To Quit tape in the glovebox. Awful car but it will always have a place in my heart. Maybe yours just needed the tape deck.

I’m a runner and cannot stand people who run in the road when there is a sidewalk. I assume it comes from people reading an article in Runners World about concrete being 10000x harder than asphalt or something. Just get more cushioned shoes if that’s a problem for you.

Dammit, I thought the headline said “SENT it to U2 again.” That would have been a much better story.

True story:

So basically, cutting out alcohol doesn’t work because people end up not actually cutting it out. Who would have thought? Other things that don’t work when you stop trying them: exercising and eating more vegetables.

Fun Fact! Legend has it that Benjamin Booker was “discovered” by the insufferable White Stripes’ Jack White when Booker recorded some songs in this contraption White has set up outside his office or something. The songs pipe into White’s place and he ran down there to check out who it was, and the rest, as they say,…

Yes, you should think that, because I am aware he’s a jokester. That doesn’t make the song any less terrible, especially in a list of 16 “great” covers. I appreciate that he’s able to laugh at himself with things like the alternate ending version of Come Pick Me Up and the song Walkedypants, but don’t tell me…

His great grandfather was former MLB infielder Sparky Adams. Led the senior circuit in doubles in 1931 and sported a career WAR of 15.9.

Is This It might be my all-time favorite album and I love Whiskeytown/Ryan Adams, but that Last Nite cover is truly terrible.

Norm, to this day, if i walk into a restaurant and see a marlin on the wall, I just grab my wife and leave. Now on the other hand, you have the Indians, a group of untrustworthy savages....

ok apparently i was the 100th or so person to say this.

Definitely the best way to do it.

Personally I suggest doing your initial loosening of the nuts BEFORE you jack the car up at all. I am just talking about that first quarter turn to where you are sure they aren't stuck on there like a motherf$%*#r.

Actually there are newish NCAA rules that allow him to accept prize money up to the amount of his sport-related expenses for that year. Probably some room to grab a decent chunk of the money at least:

Not that anybody cares for an actual possible explanation, but..