I thought it was an "All of Me" reference, no?

Since there's no hyphenation, the word stupid modifies "tricks," not "pets." And maybe it's meant to be ironic.

Or the sneezing monkey?

If the reviewer's theory holds true, we now know the source for all of those Dr. Blake Downs clones.

Even if he were Paul Shaffer, he's speaking the truth. Hurts, donut?

Remembering the Dancing Itos will always be accompanied with a massive eyeroll.

That wasn't booze in the bottle. A self-labeled alcoholic, Dave hasn't had a drink in many, many years.

Would you like to buy a monkey?

Yes, exactly.

Hit somebody!

No Martha Stewart? No Amy Sedaris? What the what?

It could be more than one thing.

Well, you could have suggested that Sansa insist on waiting until her uncle by marriage returned so he could give her away. And his presence might have prevented Ramsey from being a total dick, but Sansa still would have been required to consummate the marriage, perhaps without Theon/Reek looking on.

Still agree with you.

I completely agree. Not really sure what the reviewer expected. The act was inevitable, but Ramsey upped the creep level with his threatening commentary and insistence that Theon watch.

Upvote for using the expression, but I think Colbert has a better than decent chance to keep up with or pass the Jimmys. It's a shame there's going to be a 5-month delay.

I do understand what you're saying. As an avid Dave-watcher, I haven't noticed the gradual change in his appearance compared to those who haven't seen him in a while.

"… it ended with Letterman saying something like 'this is probably the last you'll see of me.'"

I'm going to dig out my best-of-Letterman Late Night VHS tapes, transfer them to digital, get some popcorn, and have a good laugh/cry this weekend.

"… it really hits you that Letterman's an old man now."