The questions I keep asking myself are:
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You’re going to get a lot of snide responses but...
“They die in the street, hopefully not before finding Jesus first. Next question.”
I’ve made to my mid-forties without trying pot despite going to a hippie liberal arts college. That may change with this administration as my liver is getting PISSED OFF.
START?
This will be life under Trump. You think half the population is delusional *now*?
Yeah but then you’d be dumb and wouldn’t give a shit about anything other than how much a new halter top is gonna cost you down at the Walmart. Sometimes I wonder if that would be better. Conservatives are on average “happier” than democrats.
My worst nightmare is being the sort of women whose bloated husband visits one of these places on the reg. And not even being allowed to get annoyed when he wastes hundreds of dollars tipping some 18-yr old he clearly wants to bone. Just supposed to pretend like nothing bothers me. La la la guess I’ll take all this…
What are the things on the sides??
“When you’re tired of turkey sandwiches, we’ll be here.”
Seriously, Michelle is the classiest, most dignified, most beautiful, and quite probably the most intelligent (I dunno between her and Clinton) First Lady of my lifetime. The Trumps are the trashiest pieces of garbage the White House has ever seen.
Well, for white, male, landowners. But then minorities and women got the vote and the country hasn’t been great since then.
It’s like they decided to curb-stomp both Jesus and the Constitution at once.
This year has destroyed the small bit of respect I had for evangelicals. You vote 3:1 for the walking embodiement of all seven deadly sins and then say I can’t have an IUD because of Jesus? Fuck off.
The fact they’re already calling him a “king” is fucking terrifying. The Republican party seriously thinks they’ve finally destroyed democracy badly enough that it will never recover, and they couldn’t be happier about it. And somehow are presenting it as the patriotic position.
Nothing like a little dick-measuring* contest to demonstrate the degree of one’s piousness on Christmas.
The main takeaway from this election: the bulk of Mormons genuinely believe the ethical redlines in their scriptures, the bulk of evangelicals are exactly the craven amoral fucknuts everyone else has always suspected.
Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.
Honestly? Comparing Trump to Hitler is almost too weak a comparison now. Is Donald Trump the worst person ever?