I literally cannot stop laughing at the fact that you described a kangaroo jumping in front of your car as mundane.

As per the usual, something in Australia is trying to kill a human, again. Big ups to the Australian Aborigines, then, for surviving that continent for thousands and thousands of years. I mean, because even some of the other mammals are venomous, and I’m not just talking about the esteemed members of the Australia…

Wtffffff noooooooo!!!

That is evil, EVIL INCARNATE! A snake I can handle but a cockroach the size of a smart car not dying? I would be crying, screaming, throwing things, and spraying everything.

Um, you continued to stay in the same house with it? As in you went about your daily life, went to sleep in that room and other various activities for a month knowing it was there and continued to stay after it disappeared? Madame or Sir, I take my hat off to you and should we ever meet, will buy you a rather large…

Yeah, Aussies are a bit more relaxed about business names. We have a local repair service called ‘Just Screw It’.

I have so many questions. There are spiders with a span of 1.5 feet? You just let it hang out on your ceiling for month? How did you sleep in the same room with it?

It kind of is. But honestly, despite all the poisonous wildlife, I’d say that realistically for most people the biggest dangers are more mundane, like sun cancer or a kangaroo jumping out in front of your car.

One morning, I got dressed upstairs and tried to go downstairs but there was a snake wrapping his ass around the handrail. So I NOPED my ass back upstairs, called in sick to work, and called 47 people to come save me. One mother fucker showed up. God bless Kyle. And fuck all those macho dudes who pretended they didn’t…

Oh, Australia. You.

“Is this sort of thing taught in Australian public schools?” Lol, yeah actually.

We lost Bowie and Rickman.

At this point I’m okay with the end of humanity. We’ve had a good run, we got to the moon, we shot a bunch of our (best) crap into space so our legacy as a species will live on...

My only hope is the Lindsay Graham and John McCain, both being so outspoken about having an investigation, know something is rotten. I can’t believe I just typed that, but it really is going to take Republicans to stand against this since anything the Democrats is just a “conspiracy theory advanced by the liberal…

Not only do they not see reality, they love what he is doing. If it pisses off anyone, from the democrats to China, they are happy. Along with this group psychosis, they have developed oppositional defiance syndrome.

So, how is Trump not being investigated for treason? This really looks a lot like a conspiracy between billionaires to give control of America’s resources and political offices to a hostile foreign government.

Not even pro-blastocyst.

Basically. With everything that is happening this year (and before!) I am a strong believer that there is no such thing as a “good” republican. Like I know people who say they vote republican for fiscal reasons (a whole can of worms in and of itself which I always sideyed but that is for another post!) but were…

Well at least we know what the next season of AHS is:

Fuck all republicans.