Paul Ryan is too much of a yellow bellied chicken shit little bitch boy to even consider impeachment

secret plan to defeat ISIS

There is a claim that green card holders are being cuffed and their social media reviewed. They are being questioned about their attitudes toward Trump.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

“One inch equals a hundred miles,” to quote Roseanne.

He might agree to that, so long as the press corps were willing to use his ‘alternative rulers’ for measuring

I’m pretty sure I’ve been to farmers markets with more people in attendance than his inauguration.

Oh for God’s sake.

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

Suddenly all those 2nd amendment nuts are making some good points.

My favorite part of this whole trope was back during like, spring of 2016, when he was insisting that the wall would be so high!! It would be so, so high and tall, there would be no way anybody could ever get to the top. And then the tiny piece of brain that usually rattles around loose in his skull must have…

I just have this saved in my phone now.

That is all

Does that mean we get the day off? If so, let’s protest again.

Fuck John McCain. Here’s a guy who constantly positioned him as the adult in the room (albeit the unpredictable one) who could always be counted on to rise above partisan politics, to the point that he seriously considered tapping a Democrat as his VP.

Don’t forget ladders.

There’s also a cool you tube video (or about a hundred) that show people climbing over the part of the wall between the US and Mexico that exists now. While I could not do it, it turns out that plenty of folks can. Still, I’m sure this is a great investment of resources. Much better to spend money on something that is…

And ladders.