The president has to read hundreds of pages of documents a week.

Say what you will, his dismantling of the Constitution will be quick and efficient. He managed to attack freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, and freedom of the press all inside of 140 characters.

“But but....it’s about economic anxiety!” - White Americans since Tuesday night

I am not even American and I’ve burst into tears 4 times since yesterday. I’m so sorry you guys, everything about this is painful to look at, as illustrated by the above photos.

If your fictitious woman had 3 husbands and 6 children by 3 men and cheated on all of them - like Trump, that woman would have been run out of the primaries on a rail.

Nothing makes me more sick to my stomach than the thought of the first black president having to smile and cede the White House to the chosen candidate of the KKK.

“Remember when you go to bed tonight to set your clock back 60 years” —I saw this tweet last night and I think it’s sadly spot on.

You’ve marched right on to the bargaining stage, then? I’m still grappling with denial.

I haven’t cried in years...I’m honestly on the verge of crying. My mom is calling and freaking out. My roommate has gone comatose. I don’t know what the fuck to do.

Ted Cruz’s cuddle partner?

I’m choosing to believe my days blogging about Trump are numbered (I need to for my sanity), so I’m going for broke.

On Sunday, November 6, FBI Director James Comey reported anew that the Bureau finds no reason to bring criminal charges against Clinton despite her “extremely careless” treatment of classified material.

re: 650K emails - I think Trump must believe that must involve someone printing out all 650K emails, then reading each one individually and marking them up with a highlighter. I guess he hasn’t gotten the memo that one could use computers to review 650K emails in some sort of automated fashion.

He is 3 years into a 10 year term. He could be forced out. I see President Clinton using him as a tool and a punching bag anytime there is any investigation. She is going to make his life hell for 4 years, or until he commits suicide by shooting himself in the back 16 times.

Unfortunately, a lifetime spent in the pits of Hell has rendered Bannon impervious to fire…

As he glowered at the larger plane

Thank you. My dark side chuckled. And then my compassionate side felt bad. Then I laughed again. Cause fuck that guy.

These are the brave bold men who think that more guns are better and that people who are not fans of playing dress up gunslinger in everyday life are pussies. They panicked and shrieked like like a kindergarten class that spotted a bee in the room.

Now that we’ve confirmed it was a sign, what are the odds the crowd panicked because a black man raised his hands above his waist?