Some days this election makes me wonder if I’ve inadvertently taken acid and I’ve just been on a bad trip for like a year.

Dear Trump,

Now this is a motherfucking president.

You mean ... it was a nice torch.

I can finally be proud of being from Wisconsin again. <sniff> So beautiful.

America is great. This man is great. The people who fist-bumped him are great.

the fact that passersby fist-bumped the blowtorch guy instead of calling the police

Well, Trump and Pence always did have a problem with people who are flaming.

Unicorns are mythological assholes.

Memo to Jill Stein voters : Ditto.

I’m not buying any of this feigned shock and outrage at Trump from “traditional” “family values” or “fiscal conservative” republicans; this man represents the values that the party has been promoting for quite some time. Xenophobia, a culture of misogyny and oppressively sexist policies, racism, homophobia, religious…

I hope this maybe convinces some Republicans that maybe, just maybe, the reason us liberals have been calling their party racist and sexist for years was in fact because their party has been racist and sexist for years.

“It’s really hard for a lot of conservative women to contemplate the idea of feminism because it’s been so owned by liberal democrats pushing very progressive policy ideas,” Amanda Carpenter

“I’m sick and tired of [the majority of the population]...”

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.