Binge watching anything funny, Sam Bee and mother weed.

I’ve been rewatcing things that I enjoy, so Parks and Rec and West Wing are in my rotation. I also find the Bravo shows to be mindlessly fun.

I would like to ask how everyone is maintaining their sanity through the final 2 weeks of this fuckfest?

*Explaining 2016 to future generations*

This week my Nasty Feet will be taking me to cast my Nasty vote for That Nasty Woman Herself. Early voting, people, avoid the lines and cast those votes.

“Reach out and touch someone’s pussy.”

I am only slightly younger than you are. Circa 1979 I used to borrow my father’s enormous car and round up my high school friends on weekends. Shenanigans ensued. One Sunday morning my mother went out to the car (she never did this, she couldn’t drive, but she must have left something in the glove compartment) and…

No, no - you should *not* feel any guilt about that at all. That man got everything he deserved : P

I hated school by senior year in high school, and my best friend had an afternoon work study job in town, so I often got “sick” at lunch and rode home with her. But the principal started just sending me to the nurse’s office, so I upped the ante and began telling him that I had suddenly started my period and had to go…

Back in 1971 when I was in 8th grade, I told my parents I was going to an Alice Cooper concert with a friend. When queried about the artist, I responded that “Alice did mellow folk music, like Judy Collins.” The next day, there on the front page of the Houston Post, was a pic of Alice in full makeup, shirtless,…

My lie cost me thousands.

A few years ago I started getting into online dating. I was also a broke twentysomething. This meant sometimes I’d be too broke to pay for a drink on a date, and I’d make up some excuse to get out of it and reschedule to after pay day.

Well once I went too far and told a kid (who I thought was genuinely cute) that my…

I was a latchkey kid. One day when I was about 8 I lost my house key and couldn’t get in, so I tried opening a window. But, because all the windows had screens, the only way I could get traction on the windows to see if they’d open was to cut open the screen. I tried almost all the windows before I found one that…

oh my god, she’s like a living breathing Jim Halpert.

Because Trump is an “outsider”. So it is rigged against him. Not that he’s an idiot, lack any political experience, easily goaded, lacks self control, a total narcisist/egomaniac, and has the view that only his viewpoint and reality is real and all other facts and evidence are all fake, produced by the illuminati or…

There wasn’t a single eye roll, smirk, or cocked eyebrow.

I’ve spoken about my Trumpette sister many times this election season. Today, she told me Trump ran away with the debate and she and her man cheered him on. And that HRC speaking is like nails on a blackboard. I don’t know what universe she lives in.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.