themadmyth
Themadmyth
themadmyth

My country is that of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson. I make no judgement. I feel your pain, my US friends! 

“America: Singlehandedly Making Brexit Look Not So Bad On The ‘Fucking Disaster’ Scale”

The CDC is rigged. Statisticians are part of the mathematical elite.

Pardon my French, but fuck this guy in the asshole with a rusty chainsaw.

But nobody has more respect for women. Nobody.

I love the idea of taco trucks helping with voter registration. It’s so perfect.

If Hillary would go and eat a taco from a taco truck wall, is it a shade??

Shame on this councilman! This kind of voter suppression is not funny and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent the law allows! Hopefully, everyone already knows that the election is Nov. 8 for Independents and Democrats and Nov. 28 for Republicans. Make sure y’all tell everyone.

What happened to you was worse. Much worse.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

Ikr? We’ve all been driven insane.

Wow, that man is ... no words. Sorry that happened to you. This election is bringing out some really terrifying things. I feel like some of us are just working hard to keep the dam from bursting, but that it’s only a matter of time.

Shot. The man said shot. He wants her to die. And I will bet you $20 that if you ask him exactly why she deserves to be shot he won’t even know. That’s the infuriating part. They have no idea what crime to even accuse her of.

Don’t underestimate Oregon rednecks, even in the blue part of the state. They can be crazy. I got chased by Nazi gay bashers in Corvallis.

VERY IMPORTANT AUTHOR’S NOTE: Today’s Trump Description was written by the author’s brother Steve, who has been driven to madness by this election right along with me.

You have no idea how bad I wish I could provide a brag photo as a way of shutting down the fatties don’t get hotties argument...but let’s just say one is a pro MMA fighter

a) keep doin’ you

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

The Mansplaining. The Goddamn Mansplaining. Donald was downright disrespectful. Jesus.