You are not “one of the most patient, understanding customers on Earth.”

Sick Semper Tyrannis

Can we get an input response test? Basically press fire button and see how many frames it takes for weapons to get fired. Or move the left stick and see how long it takes for a character to start turning. Use the same TV and compare the result on console vs Stadia.  That’s the test that I am interested in the most.

This was the largest aspect ratio Disney could afford. Should they, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

Does Steve Harvey count? He's definitely not entertaining

I am still finding it difficult to believe that so many home bakers are using airbrushing machines.

Jezspin forever

First time reading a Ratto column?

“This will be the best quarter back they’ve seen all year.”

The Astros are so preoccupied with outscoring the Yankees in individual games they may end up losing the series in total hits, which as scholars know is really what it’s all about.

Comments like yours that point out the stupidity of comments that point out the prevalence of other comments are also kinda stupid.

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

Comments like yours that point out the prevalence of other comments are also kinda stupid. 

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

I mean . . . you could invite people over?

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work

Well thank god you’re not a celebrity, life would be so boring.

I gotta give you credit, you set up this joke perfectly and the punchline absolutely delivered. 10/10, would tell you to shut the fuck up again.

a 50% chance of scoring 6 points is literally better statistically than a 95% chance of scoring 3 points.