Also as a Jew can I say that Joe Lieberman can fuck off into the sun?

Wow. A player effectively banned from playing his sport in an entire country?! He must have REALLY disrespected their national anthem. 

As much as I appreciate getting the names right, the joke loses everything when you order them like that.

Trevor is still in the greys.

He should totally declare for the NFL draft.

I kinda want to know which bread he meant.

Yes, sports history should be taught in schools, and here is lesson #1: from 1976-1988, the New England Patriots went 113-83 and made the playoffs 5x, including a Super Bowl appearance, with only one losing season. In 1993, Parcells and Bledsoe arrived and it’s been clear sailing for the next 25 years.

“hey there Goggle, find a recipe for pie, a-yuh”

Well - to get one, medium pizza, you need to consistently do this for six weeks, which most people won’t do. Even if they do, they’re likely to buy more food from dominoes as a medium pizza spreads thin across more than two people. Even if they’re not to keen buying more, you just make sure the “free” pizza doesn’t…

If I was a Domino’s exec, I’d have the app get location permission and track users’ movements and sell that data to advertisers to ensure that this thing is still a moneymaker even if they give away a few hundred-thousand pizzas.

After THIS, you say?

Im also curious what is so fucking horrible about fairness?

he spent the better part of three days eating Jeni’s Ice Cream.

Air traffic controllers not turning up in Atlanta during the run-up to Super Bowl weekend would end it.

Rajon Rondo has spent much of his career trying to find new ways to make himself the most annoying person on the court. It’s impressive, then, that after 12 years in the NBA he still has ideas as fresh as this one

Make sure to use good meatballs, but make the sauce from a random bottle of store bought barbecue sauce? That just seems wrong.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

When your spades partner forgets you declared nil.

This. One man’s temper tantrum over not getting billions for his useless racist monument is not a “both sides are equal” kind of thing.

I don’t consider this any one party or persons fault. Both parties deserve equal blame on this one. Someone needs to swallow their pride and put us back to work. I would not mind an apology from both sides as well.