That looks like it will wrinkle my shirts

That looks like it will wrinkle my shirts

ornithology limited

“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.

Eh, he’s white.

Stop having that friend, holy shit.

I have a friend know a person who is a Red Sox, Alabama, UNC, UCONN, and Green Bay fan.

Mueller is that you?

That cool stoner guy grew up to be the dude who got black our drunk with me, tried to make out, and when I said “UHHH NO THANKS” said “Oh shit I’m sorry” and took like ten steps away from me. Not hard folks. 

It’s called: a movie is coming out that seems kinda big and we’re covering it in various ways, which you’re free to read or not read.

Sees title, hmm this could be interesting.

Sees title, hmm this could be interesting.

Nah

Nah

Finally, a reason to dislike Kobe.

It’s like chicken wings. It used to be that they couldn’t give them away; now that everyone wants buffalo wings, they cost more per pound than any other cut of chicken.

Clemson should just offer to triple his pay. He’s a History major, not a Math major. So that might work.

Oxtails are much cheaper from an “artisinal” source than at a super market. They’re absurdly expensive at the market because they generally bring in pre-butchered cuts, if not pre butchered and pre packaged. As a result, they don’t have leftover “cheap” cuts, and they have to bring in very small quantities to satisfy…

Onan's Razor

This post deserves 51 stars.

He’s gonna keep commenting. Just embrace it. Resistance is futile.

Eggs are amused.

Lohud.com says Vigeant was pronounced dead at a local hospital.