Yale gear AND his TJ’s name tag. I love him.

The same people who would not know what tertiary means.

I love that he wore his Yale gear to the interview. I’m Ivy league trained bitches! You can’t put me down!

My choir director in college referred to them as vocal folds rather than cords.

*slightly fewer vexing

Excuse me, that is not a pet peeve, that is a bad habi--[eaten by tiger]

I wish I had a cool Pet Peeve like this.

This is weird--If they weren’t using the money for themselves, did they just get a kick out of holding the responsibility and acting like his guardians/parents/benefactors? If I raised money for someone I wouldn’t want the responsibility of managing it, I would just give it to them. Seems like they liked being able to…

So if I square to bunt, then pull the bat back and hit a screaming line drive barely foul, I’m out because no matter what happens after I square, it’s still a bunt? I don't think so.

Bill Welke referred you to the rulebook. The rulebook is correct, not the announcers.

If that’s the definition of a bunt, then that’s an outstanding call.

I didn’t even know Shaq had kids.

Reader Jason, you’re an idiot for merely submitting this question.

The most important reason is because those kids aren’t vaccinated and will give your kids SUPER POLIO

That dude is 100% fucking with Jeff, right? Please?

They’re the kind of people who think solar panels degrade the sun

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler! What a dick!

Reverse Chocolat: A lovely Frenchwoman moves to a village where everyone is vivacious and sensualist. She teaches them the ways of making flavorless, burned-yet-undercooked food. Soon they are all pinch-faced and grim, all joy and vigor sucked out of them.

In defense of vegans, my boyfriend used to live with several vegetarian-turned-vegans who were excellent cooks. I was mostly bummed when they became vegan and the desserts weren't as good. They did their best, but nothing lives up to a brown butter pecan pie.