“Is This What Parties Are Like Now?”

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e) Not with a bang but a whimper

I get very tired of rereading things here that I already got somewhere else.

$405 for a Mark Sanchez game-used jersey is actually a pretty good investment considering how rare they have become.

Im glad law enforcement spent a million dollars to get the millionaires t-shirt back.

New puppy Zelda trying (unsuccessfully) to make friends with old cat Isis.

I’m basically only here for the replies.

I also hate the Top Replies thing rather than just...all replies.

i thought i had somehow clicked on the article. HOW DID I GET HERE?

It’s so confusing. I hate it, too.

My hatred for the infinite scroll is record breaking, too.

Take your star, you idiot.

What a dummy. Everyone knows its the Heat.

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

Your buttcrack must be nightmarish.

Fagan’s sisters played softball at Florida back in 2012, but they were both cut by Walton

Subtle Twist

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?