you suck at lying.

Giri Nathan took this GIF into the spank-tank at his local women’s fertility clinic and, seven donations later, has yet to emerge...

Just be happy the some damn random web page is not auto-loading below the comments.

dude, your guys’ embedded video player is just fucking broken. what was wrong with the old one?

The Art of the Deely

Correct opinion. And I don’t need the birthday recap post from people either.

I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

If they could make as much money with fewer games, I’m pretty sure they would’ve don’t it already. What’s their counter-incentive? You think the league’s execs and team owners just simply like watching more games?

Not much dog. What’s up with you?

I still cannot believe that motherfucker is our president.

Alternative headline:

Tennispin is very good.

just showed up to once again ring the bell for a Giri/Tennis subblog.

There was a sharp stick involved? Like a shish kagod.

I’ve wondered this same thing - I find their use of this word to be incredibly grating. I ran through the Deadspin’s archives in order to try see if I could find any answers. I ended up tallying the usage of the word by year and by author. Unfortunately, I didn’t come up with any concrete explanations for this trend,…

what is it with the overuse of “dang” on this fucking website

I went to one Pokemon card game tournament. I was eleven. I met an old, fat man who told me we’d play for keeps. Don’t know if I even knew the official rules, since my brother and I just made up our own version. He took all of my cards. If you’re reading this, old man, I hate you. You’re the fucking worst.

Add in the large percentage who have no idea how to disable the default signature on the email device of their choosing

The colorscape at the new Marlins Park, meanwhile, was "sort of an homage to Miró's palette," Loria explained. "The outfield is all green—Miró's green."