Because nothing happens during 90% of the race so announcers need to have something interesting and fun to say, so they've hone their craft.

In that case can you tell him to stop being a terrible ref?

How to cook for yourself everyday

fear inducing "journalism" just replaced fast food as Murica's top cultural export

I was legitimately concerned when it started to happen right before half time. I thought he's having a heart attack or stroke or something on air. Hearing him say "Bingo!" "Wedgie!" "Lawler's Law" were the only good parts for most of my Clippers fanhood...

copper core or GTFO

copper core or GTFO

Sorry but the salted pretzel beer is terrible. I do quite like the Shockolate Wheat that's in the current ShockTop sampler 12 pack though; it taste like they literally dump cocoa powder into the bottle

The last few stories, the servers did not come out looking much better than the customers, and the customers are obvious assholes)

Sounds very much like the early days of FGC (fighting game community)

except for the fact that he didn't write any of the stories...

I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef.

your take is so hot, it's burning like coffee

walk among the tombstones is not a taken movie, even though they marketed it as such.

Couple of corrections: Intelligence was cancelled a while back (so no longer "now plays"); Jorge Garcia starred in Alcatraz, not just guest star.

Shouldn't it be a 4some? The dead guy, the tatoo artist, the classy lady, and meth

you know that even if everyone in California stop watering their lawns, it'll only save enough water for like 3 acres of rice fields? Shit's super water intensive to grow (have to flood the fields and all that)

yes they are safe, since you are the only person that actually eat that carb on carb on carb crime of a food.

You know what's even worse? When you go to another dealer for service and the 2nd dealer take off the original dealer's license plate frame and theirs on.

When Drew's daughter watch silence of the lambs and get to the Buffalo Bill scene, you think she'll get PTSD flashback and have no idea why?

I have yet to receive over medium eggs at any restaurant that I've been to, even though I ask for it every time. It always, always come over easy...