I read the headline and all I can think of is Janelle Monáe doing the role of Gary Coleman in Avenue Q and singing Schadenfreude

last I heard he's dating some hot young boi young enough to be his grandson. No judgement here, just stating the truth.

Wearing shorts is always cooler than wearing pants, in every sense of the word.

and the speakers light up!

Jason, the fact you call the guy Frenchy is probably why you aren't getting free drinks

Here's a weird food story that happened last week, with a twist ending.

lemon/lime should be excluded, since nobody just eat them straight.

I thought lobster leads to penis, not the other way around

He is a bit. The oldest son will never get out from Jiro's shadow; he can't go out on his own and start his own restaurant, and is expected to carry on Jiro's legacy once Jiro drops dead (probably while making nigiri). But then again, that's how the Japanese culture is.

Saw the story on my FB feed, when I saw it's link to Bleacher Report I knew the story is BS.

also because white people bias, that's the only plausible explanation on how cheesy garlic bread won last year.

I don't know about anyone else but I found the Chicken and Waffles flavor to be downright awful.

On the same show they also did a segment on Casa Bonita without mentioning Southpark at all. Where's the journalistic integrity? All Things Considered.

don't listen to the haters, Manhattan is the superior chowder for sure. Although it's really close

comparing to the situation of sitting down in an unknown restaurant with an unknown waiter. The giant animal (let's say a lion) might be house trained and acts like a giant kitty cat, but most people will assume it's dangerous and won't get close. Just like the average person going into a restaurant will assume…

Just human nature IMO. If we expect the best when facing the unknown all the time, humanity wouldn't have lasted this long (oh, that giant animal with huge fangs probably won't kill me, let me go pet it).

Saw this at a Red Lobster a few years back (was there for all you can eat shrimp, shrimp scampi all day!), this middle age white lady at the next table asked the waiter to bring her a glass of room temperature water and a glass of ice, she then asked the waiter to pour the water over ice to cool it down and pour the…

It's great that you are good at your job. But I have to side with the customer here in this case. Assuming you've never been his server before, how can he know if you are good at your job or not? You don't go into a McDonald that you've never been in and assume it'll be the best McDonald in the world right?

That video thumbnail is almost a perfect presentation of how dumb these 2 people are. I wish instead of "presented by Chase" it's "presented by Cheese" cause Smith looked like he just cut a nasty one and Bayless just got a whiff of it

I think the smell is a combination of the yeast from bread baking and the sodium nitrite from heating up the pepperoni. Their pepperoni's got a very strong odor to it, especially heated up.