Well thank goodness we chose a reality TV actor to get us through these uncertain times.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

Ah, the crossover, the do all denial vehicle which does nothing particularly well.

$34,000 (or $60,000 if you’re an asshole dealer) for a 300hp, FWD spaceship vs. maybe $2,000 more for an AWD sedan or hatch with slightly more power? Sorry Honda, make it AWD.

And this is why dealers are cancer. I can’t wait until the dealership model is obsolete, most of them deserve to go out of business. It’s 2017, I can’t see why people can’t just buy directly from the manufacturer. The only thing stopping that are lame state laws.

I hope Porsche quits. With no Porsche LMP1 fails. If LMP1 fails WEC has to rethink things. Then maybe we get a return of a class that runs Hypercars like the P1, LaFerrari, 918, Konigsegg, Pagani, etc.

Four decades? Hmm. I’ll be 87, but I’ll still have one of these.

Next week GM announces they’re taking back all 12 Bolts they sold, suspending all leases, crushing them, shredding the crushed ones, setting the shreds on fire, and peeing on it to put the fire out. The autonomous driving team, revealed to be a family of elite trained hamsters from Flynt, will all be laid off. GM’s…

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

I purchased a Buick Regal from the family of a woman who had committed suicide. It wasn’t until later, when strange smells starting surfacing in the summer heat, and a strange engine knocking, that I figured out she had committed suicide IN the car by letting it run in the garage with the windows open. The car ran…

Finally took a Bolt for a test drive last week. I like a good hatchback, even if it’s a little top-heavy, and the range is impressive. I wanted to like it, but it left me so unimpressed.

Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.

God bless the flex

Why would they be mad? In 20 years, there are still only going to be a few true 911R’s and there will probably be thousands of GT3's with the X90 package. The R will still hold its value because it is the real deal original car. The car that started the trend and forced Porsche to create a whole options package…

Am I the only one who’s thoroughly meh on newer 911s? I mean, I respect the performance of the Turbo and Turbo S and GT3 and the like, but... meh. They’re so good they’re not interesting anymore. I’d take a Cayman or a Boxster with a stick any day of the week.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

Here’s an idea: ad-supported infrastructure. Instead of tax money, public infrastructire is funded by advertising. Every square inch of highway is potential ad space. Not only is there huge money to be made in advertising, but this plan would also provide additional motivation to keep roads in good condition, since…

I mean, it was the engineers driving it, so they kinda did build it themselves.

the ban is not a ban