The Los Angeles Clippy

i really really fucking wish they would quit doing that. if its over a year old, it cannot go in those blocks.

If only we could go back to the days when we didn’t even try to measure defensive skill and could instead rely on official scorers to tell us.

What is Gardner doing with that bat? A True Yankee™ like Paul O’Neill would’ve unleashed that bat on two water coolers and four helmets by then.

SABR rates three-quarters of the infield as the best defenders at their position in the AL.

name doesn’t check out

Screen name doesn’t check out.

On average, you will probably have known a given parent and had your life shaped by them longer than a given partner, so I can wrap my head around finding out your parent is not the person you thought they were being worse than your partner.

They’ve won three playoff games in two years. They were not a legitimate title contender. At all.

Looks like my Nana has better sources.

Thanks for posting this. Some hilarious roasting comments on his twitter feed. Looks like my Nana has better sources.

Hey, the Vikings haven’t lost a single Super Bowl since that trade.

It would be awesome if Kawhi came out and said that one of the reasons he left Toronto was because Drake was too clingy and he just needed some space, man.

Chris Broussard is on it, everyone:

“This is exactly what I would do” - Minnesota Vikings GM....

The Toronto Raptors now have the cap space to sign Mitch Marner.

You’re not alone. I have to check dates on articles just to make sure I don’t do the same thing.

[Comment Redacted] Edit: I just saw this if from 2016. Thanks “related stories” side panel.

That's like Civil War shit. Hard to believe three words could be so nauseating.