As a TTID sort of Spurs fan I had to take my hat off to them. Matip was seemingly everywhere even if we did have some rotten luck early.

I mean, it’s definitly racist to call us Eskimos, so maybe instead you could use what we call ourselves? Inuit, Yupik, Inupiaq, Supiaq? (Also, if you don’t know which group name you should use, then you don’t know which group you’re talking about, and you shouldn’t use us as a joke for an article about cum).

I think after a drink or two everyone involved would admit it’s personal. I don’t read barstool either because like the writers here I have a different view of the world than the guys at barstool, but if you click on some of her links up there, you’ll see it’s pretty bad.

Boston sucks. Give ‘em hell.

This. Considering the relationships between the teams, the hitter involved in this “mistake,” and seeing it was his first AB against them since the earlier incident, labelling it a “coincidence” isn’t necessarily the first thought that comes to mind.

Karma’s a pitch.

The lesson is that if you decide to be an unwritten rules red-ass early in the season, don’t be surprised when you don’t get the benefit of the doubt later. That might just be an errant changeup, but it’s an automatic ejection when you have that history. There are your past actions coming back to hurt you.

On one hand, this is clearly unintentional base on the speed, choice of pitch, the body language of the pitcher (dejected, staring at hand), the reaction of the catcher, the score and situation, etc. Ridiculous he was tossed out for throwing at someone.

“We’re not like that” except you were like that in April? 

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.

Depressingly plausible.

I like the assumption that we’ll have any choice in the matter. Any encounter we have with aliens will probably end up more like Ms. Rafferty’s experience than anything remotely pleasant.

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

“Still won't be as bad as Boston fans/reporters" --Chernobyl, Episode 5

Still won’t be as bad as the asshole Boston fans/reporters who treated him like shit for two decades pretending they’re upset.

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

Look, there’s only like four of us White Sox fans that hang out around here.  So could you please stop stealing my jokes before I think them up?

Hawk Harrelson Jr. is going to remember this very differently. 

Jeff Marek had a great point on the audio documents that POST Wrestling put out this week: Why didn't the police stop the show? After all, it was a potential crime scene.

At first I thought this was going to be about how a new suit was giving people a new advantage and causing them to perform better - like full body wetsuits and cap suits in swimming from 2014 to 2016 - but nope. It straight up reads like they just don’t like the looks which is fucking dumb. If I was the director of…